LADIES AND ASSHATS

I HAVE PREVAILED

I HAVE DEFEATED SLEEPLESSNESS AND I HAVE SUFFERED THROUGH MULTIPLE STRESS BREAKOUTS ON MY FACE AND I HAVE PROBABLY SKIPPED OVER MY ENTIRE PERIOD THANKS TO ANXIETY

AND I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE

I AM DONE

WITH 

FINALS

IAMDONEWITHFINALSDIKWADKJFALSJDFASIDJFOIAWEJR;OSJDFKLJ1!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don’t want anyone to be alarmed

But I am assembling a search and rescue team

For my period

Don’t study and have a movie playing in the background

if that movie

has a sex scene

have you ever recorded yourself in an interview with someone and then gone back and listened to it?

DON’T DO IT

DON’T FUCKING DO IT

My dad is about to watch the Hunger Games without me

so my life is pretty FUCKING HARD

Okay so my professor decided that he wants this paper to be 7 pages long

with 1.5 SPACING

1.5

1.5

IT’S ALWAYS 2.0 

THIS GUY IS EVIL

So I had a lunch date with a guy that already got his bachelor’s and I’m still working on that

And he was like “how was school today”

And it took all my strength to not be like

“It was okay Dad”

I don’t date very much

Okay so I’m studying and Pandora is playing in the background and I guess it’s on a Taylor Swift song and SHE LITERALLY JUST SANG THAT SHE USED TO 

WATCH

YOU

SLEEP

I got an 86 on a paper that was half the required word count and my other professor assigned a Wikipedia article for required reading

On facebook and looking at pictures of girls that were literally just sluts for Halloween

Not even themed sluts

Just sluts

And one of them is holding a lollipop shaped like a penis